jokes from the botak jones catalog.


"cash or cheque?" i asked,after bagging the items the woman
wished to purchase.
as she fumbled with her wallet,
i noticed a remote control
for a television set in her purse.
"so, do you always carry your tv remote in your purse?"
i asked.
"no,"she replied,
"but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and i figured that this was the most evil thing i
could do to him legally.
not letting him watch the world cup finals at home."


a couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word.
an earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to solve their
problem.
as they passed a farm of pigs,goats,and donkeys,
the husband asked sarcastically,
"relatives of yours?"
"yep,"the wife replied,
"in-laws."


jokes to offend mostly everyone.
(i DID'NT write this. botak jones did.)
why is divorce so expensive?
because its worth it.

what do you call a smart blonde?
a golden retriver.

what did the blonde say when she found
out that she was pregnant?
"are you sure its mine?"

whats the difference between a northen fairy tale and
a southern fairytale?
a northen fairytale begins with "once upon a time.."
but a southern fairytale begins with
"y'all ain't gonna believe this..."

whats the difference between a new spouse
and a new dog?
after a year, the dog is still excited to see you.


words women use.
fine:this is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

five minutes:if she's getting dressed,
it means half an hour."five minutes" is only five minutes
if you are given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping with the housework.

thanks:a woman is thanking you-- do not question,or faint,
just say you're welcome.

whatever: is a woman's way to say F@!k you!!!

haha.
thats all i've got!

REMEMBER.
I DID NOT WRITE THESE,
BOTAK JONES DID!
I JUST EDITED SOME SMALL PARTS.
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